Bulu

Walaupun kat rumah ada 4 ekor kucing yang nakal, berdozen hamster yang gigih membiak & seekor ikan yang suka menyorok, saya masih lagi teringin untuk bela beberapa lagi spesies kucing. Cuma bukan sekarang. Kena tunggu ada rumah besar sikit dan habis Master's Degree, untuk buka cattery. Senang anak-anak melompat macam Tarzan.*

*Berangan-angan dulu tak salah kan??? Harap-harap kesayangan saya tak tekanan ada ramai anak. haha. Nasib baik beliau suka kucing, terutamanya kucing-kucing kampung berperut boroi macam Abam Tom.

Exotic Shorthair. Suka hidung pesek dia yang comel, cam muka EX dulu. haha

American Curl, telinga dia bergulung ke atas. Sayang, birthday I bagi ni boleh? =)

Himalayan. Macam bantal peluk.

Munchkin, kaki pendek. Miniature cat.

Scottish Fold, terkenal dengan telinga dia gulung ke bawah.

Snow bengal, macam harimau tapi versi manja.

Cinta

Perkara yang paling menyeksakan dan susah untuk dilakukan apabila putus cinta adalah melepaskan bekas kekasih pergi...

Walaupun perit, tapi percayalah ada seseorang yang jauh lebih baik dan sepadan dengan kita. Tak guna menangis lama-lama untuk orang yang tak sudi. Seorang pergi, akan datang seorang lagi yang jauh lebih berkualiti.*

* Terpanggil untuk membuat entri ini selepas mendengar luahan beberapa kawan yang terlalu cintakan bekas kekasih mereka. 

Marilyn Monroe

My sayang bought yet another pet. 

This is time a betta fish or ikan laga named Marilyn Monroe.

Wonder what will the next pet be?

Although am dying to have a corn snake as a pet.

Sayang, my birthday present maybe? haha.

Purple, blue and Red = Marilyn Monroe's a foxy lady.

Bos/Kuli

Sayalah bos, sayalah kuli.*

*Kerjaya sebagai penulis + editor bebas dan insyaAllah sebagai penerbit bila saya ada masa dan ruang. Kalau ada apa-apa yang tidak memuaskan hati dan ada kerugian disebabkan saya, bukan majikan atau pekerja. Tak perlu pening dan tulis status-status tekanan emosi di laman-laman sosial.

Master's Degree

The first few days of my Master's Degree classes.

Nothing set and stone yet.

Still testing the water.

Is the place suitable for me.... or not.

Can anyone guess which local university is this?

Seksi

Usah memilih kekacakan paras rupa,

Kelak nanti kita semua akan jadi tua,

Cari saja yang baik dan hebat dalamnya,

Kelak nanti kita juga rasa puas, bahagia.

Thesis

Inspire by the wonders, fun, sexy sides of 40s and 50s.

Am thinking to use it as part of thesis for my Master's Degree program.

Need to spend more time looking for some vintage stores with my wifey and drag my sayang around for good old museum date.

 
At the moment, totally digging 'Blue Velvet' by miss Lana Del Rey, which I think evoking the sexiness of 50s Jazz. Totally obsesses with her and my sayang thinks am nut for playing this song 2 in the morning. haha. The perks of having a jazz, blues lover.

Fatty Gets The Girl

It seems Princess Britney Spears much in love with Tom Cruise's chubbiness charms, than muscular, brooding Brad Pitt.

Being fat adorable has some benefits for some guys. hahaha.

Am sexy and I know it.

A kiss from a princess.

Inseparable.

Britney hates when I 'kacau' her date with Tommy Boy haha.

Oh, Bam Bam (my sayang's new nickname for Tom)

Britney loves her fatty prince.

 p/s : Wonder if Katy Perry and Brad Pitt will end like Brit and Tom. They should produce some cute babies. Can't wait.

Guidelines

Fuck the guidelines*, I'm still going to buy some V-Neck shirts.

and 'prancing' with a huge bag.

* Can't you focus more on other (crucial, important) things like bullies, the important of education, choosing the right educators, etc rather than giving some silly stereotypes guidelines?

2 Months

Princess Britney Spears' old owner email me this adorable 2 months pictures of her. 

Beautiful blue eyes in knit sweater

A natural born spoiled brat (according to my sayang haha)

Pretty girl

Dating

Brit and Tom
sitting in a tree:
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes baby!

Princess waiting for her chubby prince

"Yeah, let's go on a date. I'm hungry," Tom arrived.

 

"Demn! I'm full!" Tom said lazily while Britney sighed "Typical Boys" heavily.

Seram

Untuk memulakan sesuatu yang baru memang menakutkan*

*Sedang cuba memberanikan diri dan menetapkan beberapa keputusan penting.

R is a Perfectionist

We are lovers,

Old, married, with kids, and dirty rooms,

Completely different,
Aliens and strangers, 

I'm trouble and you're a perfectionist.

On the verge of breakdown,

Of pains and sorrows,

And leaving seems to be the only answer,

Until you smile,

Darkest world begins to fade,

Light of hopes start to appear,

Life is full of surprises again.

Some of the days, we might be broken,
But I want you to remember,
That I'll always love you more,
Than those bitches before.

*To whom it may concern

Writer's Block

Mimpi ngeri untuk penulis.*

* Masalah ini sering terjadi setiap kali saya yang sudah biasa dengan penulisan artikel, ditugaskan menulis fiksyen untuk terbitan. Gangguan ini biasanya diubati dengan ais krim atau aktiviti mengacau anak-anak ketika mereka sedang tidur.

Apa ar papa kacau je. Siap ar nanti, kacau papa alek! - Princess Britney Spears

Toxic Love

I remember when I met you
It was so clear that you were the only one for me.
We both knew it, right away.
And as the years went by, things got more complicated
We were faced with more challenges.
I begged you to stay.
Try to remember what we had at the beginning.
We were young, careless, magnetic, electric and everybody knew it. 
But what we had was toxic and almost destroyed everything we once love.
All things beauty turned ugly.
We faded away but broken heart and pain still remain.

Aq

"Nak muntah aku baca tulisan budak-budak zaman sekarang! Konon nak jadi penulis, tapi bahasa macam babi! Aku jadi Aq. Bahasa Inggeris campur dengan Bahasa Melayu. BI hancur, ada hati nak guna. Jadi penulis bukan sekadar mahu menulis dan jadi terkenal, tetapi ada juga tanggungjawabnya. Bodoh!"*

*Luah kawan saya yang merupakan editor novel, marah menerima manuskrip bahasa yang sangat hancur. Saya natural. Tidak menyokong, tidak membenci, cuma mahu berkongsi.

Miss Katy Perry

My new girl, Miss Katy Perry* (cross-breed of British Shorthair + Birman) **

* My sayang calls her Ewok

** Brit looks (and act) like a fox, while this one look a bit (and act) like a dog. While Princess Britney Spears is sweet and docile, this Miss Katy Perry is hyper active and independent.

A true diva haha

Yellow eyes match bumblebee

This one a bit larger than Brit and she's only 5 months

She LOVES food. Bless her.

Who's prettier?

Princess Brit and Miss Katy aren't bff yet haha

Warna Kaseh : Diet Coke

"Kau gemuk!" ujar Aiza.
"Kau montel!" kata Aini.
"Kembar gajah!" pekik Ayu.
"Persis badan Jack Black!" tokok Najwa.
"Kalah badak!" tambah Zaki.
"Gebunya!" jerit Angah.
"Boroi!" Nasir memberitahunya.

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