Friday, August 12, 2011

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Cite ni berlaku semalam kat 'Baram' dekat-dekat KL. Sementara gua ngah tunggu editor gua q beli nasi ayam dara, gua pun usha2 le orang2 'cute' berdekatan. Sekali ada seorang brader muka ganas tengking gua.

Brader : Hoit! Lu pehal usha2 bini gua!? Lu nak main bini gua!?

Dalam hati gua dah gubra, tapi gua coolkan diri. Pastu ngan muka takde perasaan, gua balas balik.

Gua : Gua gay. Gua nak main ngan Jeffrey Dean Morgan je!

Editor gua settle beli nasi. Gua gedik2 pegang tangan editor gua.

Gua : (Gedik) Darling, I kena marah.

Editor : (Sama gedik) Ciannye kat B, jum kita alek rumah, belai2 perot.

Bini Brader : (Marah) Tu le! Jeles sangat! Ngan gay pun nak marah!

Brader muka ganas merah-merah. Gua cabut ngan editor gua sambil pegang-pegang tangan.

p/s : Gua ngan editor2 gua sama2 otak gile.

p/s/s : Terpengaruh cakap 'Gua, Lu' sebab baca blog ustaz romeo.
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56 comments:

  1. bujal XAugust 12, 2011 at 8:44 AM

    seb baik kamu tak buka dengan buku lima semalam~keh keh~~

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  2. NasQAugust 12, 2011 at 8:49 AM

    ei... geli geleman!

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  3. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 12, 2011 at 9:05 AM

    bujal X : hahaha... kalau gua kena, gua balas ar balik...

    Tukang Karut : Ko sukee kannn? hahaha

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  4. sahromnasrudinAugust 12, 2011 at 9:09 AM

    reverse psychology tue huhuhhhhh

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  5. ☆♥L@dy @yU♥☆August 12, 2011 at 9:41 AM

    habit u setiap kali new n3 setiap itew la tukar background ekkk

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  6. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 12, 2011 at 9:52 AM

    sahromnasrudin : Haruss...

    ☆*♥L@dy @yU♥*☆ : A.ar...suke wat cam tu... seksiii... :D

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  7. zati embongAugust 12, 2011 at 9:58 AM

    hahahaha.lawaklah.betul ke ni dik?hahaha.best2!

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  8. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 12, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    zati embong : Benda tol2 jadi semalam... :D

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  9. KhaisyaAugust 12, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    nak kena elak dr kena buku lima trpaksa la buat geli2..auwwwww..hahaha....

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  10. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 12, 2011 at 10:52 AM

    Khairul Antasha : Hahaharusss...

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  11. sayakayrulezAugust 12, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    hehe...untung la!

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  12. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 12, 2011 at 10:57 AM

    khairul akmal azman : Untung SGT kahkahkah

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  13. ILA HonEyBuNNyAugust 12, 2011 at 11:41 AM

    hahahhaha...

    memang gedik..ehhe...memang otak sengal betul la..ehheh

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  14. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 12, 2011 at 12:10 PM

    ILA HonEyBuNNy : Haha :D

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  15. LADYHEARTAugust 12, 2011 at 1:14 PM

    terbaik la..hehe..tp arap2 xbtol la pengakuan awk 2..=P

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  16. Aleen AidenAugust 12, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    ini citer betul ke miots sbenarnye nih?agagag~

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  17. monologtinismAugust 12, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    haha

    gila taktik menarik ni
    perempuan boleh buat tak?
    haha

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  18. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 12, 2011 at 2:24 PM

    LADYHEART : errr...

    aleen aiden : Kisah benar cam siri tv3 dulu...

    monologtinism : ko cuba pastu bgtau kat aku... slamber...haha

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  19. lilypelangiAugust 12, 2011 at 3:08 PM

    geli !!!! hahaha




    jangan gay betul2 sudaa~

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  20. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 12, 2011 at 3:27 PM

    Wanz Mejuez : Aku slalu je guna alasan ni hahaha

    lilypelangi : Tak baek geli2... gay pun manusia gak... :D

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  21. si para paraAugust 12, 2011 at 4:17 PM

    haha lu ngan member lu memang cool..
    tapi jgn gay betul2..
    kan tak pasal2 kena laknat.

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  22. JueAugust 12, 2011 at 6:12 PM

    euw!!!hahahaha
    sama jer background ngan entry kan
    jgn jd gay betul sudah!hahaha

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  23. UnknownAugust 12, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    #LOL betul2 ke cobaan ni?

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  24. ewanthologyAugust 12, 2011 at 10:41 PM

    sentap tak kena marah, nok?

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  25. UnknownAugust 12, 2011 at 11:34 PM

    wuahahaha..adoii..

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  26. Hanis MYAugust 13, 2011 at 1:26 AM

    suka dgn komen ladyayu tu hik2... baram wow salu sebut param tak perasan bazar ramadhan jadik baram nice!

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  27. AnonymousAugust 13, 2011 at 1:34 AM

    hahaha.sanggup tu..tndkan pnts mmbri efek yg err.. -.-"

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  28. ORLANDO AHMADAugust 13, 2011 at 6:10 AM

    ini tindakan kreatif separa matang untuk selamatkan keadaan... tapi kalo Gua yg jadi suami pempuan tu kompem Gua pelangkung dua2 skali hahahha

    p/s: sape ye ustaz romeo tu? mesti hensem kan

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  29. iemAugust 13, 2011 at 6:36 AM

    kan dah perasan ustaz sorang 2.....

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  30. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 13, 2011 at 8:20 AM

    si para para : Tak baek cakap cam tu, gay pun manusia gak. Semua tu urusan Tuhan.. :D

    Jue : Seksi tak i? muahaha

    Saiazuan : Tol2 ler..

    delarocha : Gua kewl je noks. muahaha

    syrupmasin : LOL

    Hanis MY : Itu istilah yg diciptakkan sendiri oleh sy :D

    ^baju kurung^ : Efek yg comel kannn muaha

    ORLANDO AHMAD : Ensem lagi gua kahkahkah

    ïêmå å¢klê§ : Yang penting die yaken die ensem hoho

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  31. intan.maisarahAugust 13, 2011 at 9:05 AM

    nasib baik ada editor memahami

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  32. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 13, 2011 at 9:17 AM

    intan.maisarah : Tol tu, untung sgt ada geng sastera/seni yg gile2 cam saya :D

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  33. blog-tips-kurusAugust 13, 2011 at 10:23 AM

    so 'normal' le kan?
    kim slm kat editor tu tapi cancel kalau laki org ye.. ;)

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  34. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 13, 2011 at 11:20 AM

    blog-tips-kurus : Dia dah kawen anak 1...hoho

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  35. Liyana ZahimAugust 13, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    Hahaha.. Nk wat tu gak la ngan editor sy... Kompem kne tampo.. Ahaks..

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  36. Liyana ZahimAugust 13, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    Hahaha.. Nk wat tu gak la ngan editor sy... Kompem kne tampo.. Ahaks..

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  37. JueAugust 13, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    Jue : Seksi tak i? muahaha

    seksis giler...haha ade bdk ofis ingat aku msk blog gay time bukak blog ni kat ofis smlm haha

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  38. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 13, 2011 at 6:15 PM

    Liyana Zahim : kena carik editor2 yg gile2 cam editors sy ar...FUN

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  39. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 13, 2011 at 6:16 PM

    Jue : Hahaha... bulu dada JDM itu seksi :D

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  40. ishikoAugust 14, 2011 at 1:23 AM

    =.='

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  41. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 14, 2011 at 1:43 AM

    ishiko : ;-)p

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  42. dillAugust 14, 2011 at 7:12 AM

    hahaha! tak bleh benti gelak. hahahha!

    dill.

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  43. HEROICzeroAugust 14, 2011 at 7:13 AM

    kahkahkah ! macam haram !

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  44. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 14, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    dill : ;-)p

    HEROICzero : Hahaha

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  45. puteri ainAugust 14, 2011 at 2:55 PM

    hahahaha. sengal betul . hehe

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  46. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 14, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    puteri ain : Terbaek kan ;D

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  47. Bidadari SyurgaAugust 15, 2011 at 4:17 AM

    alaaaaaaaaaa... ittew geli....

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  48. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 15, 2011 at 7:55 AM

    Bidadari Syurga : Bulu dade itu seksi ape? muahaha

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  49. CintaZulaikhaAugust 15, 2011 at 11:06 AM

    sengal nak mampos doh...kakkakkaka

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  50. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 15, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    CintaZulaikha : Yg penting aku menten seksi, noks muahahaha

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  51. aAugust 15, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    ish ishhh

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  52. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 15, 2011 at 11:44 PM

    Mya : ;D

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  53. AnonymousAugust 16, 2011 at 11:28 AM

    hahahahahahahahahahaha..cara cover line yang sangat hebat.. huaahahaha..kelakar sangat.

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  54. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 16, 2011 at 11:33 AM

    Hanie_Dew : Comelkan muahahaha :D

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  55. AnonymousAugust 16, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    iye iye iye sangat comel.

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  56. Asrul "iLham" SanyAugust 16, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    Hanie_Dew : Terharu ;-)p

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